aseaofquotes:

Vladimir Nabokov, Invitation to a Beheading

aseaofquotes:

Vladimir Nabokov, Invitation to a Beheading

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Anonymous said: Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

toostressedanddepressed said: now you, you are a beautiful human being. with fucking adorable pets.

Why thank you!

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pandoradeloeste:

nudityandnerdery:

pervocracy:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.

MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

And my bow.

AND MY AXE.

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Cleaning and organising my fridge took a surprisingly long time. And now I’m instagramming it. I may need a job.

Cleaning and organising my fridge took a surprisingly long time. And now I’m instagramming it. I may need a job.

Moose tongue

Moose tongue