Vladimir Nabokov, Invitation to a Beheading
Anonymous said: Why not fall in love?
I got shit to do
toostressedanddepressed said: now you, you are a beautiful human being. with fucking adorable pets.
Why thank you!
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.
MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.
And my bow.
AND MY AXE.
Cleaning and organising my fridge took a surprisingly long time. And now I’m instagramming it. I may need a job.